A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013
Get the Dave Carletonmug. Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
by bobby098 October 29, 2015
Get the fenkell davemug. by ava lane grohl February 28, 2022
Get the dave grohlmug. And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
Get the Uncle Davemug. by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017
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