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Urban Dictionary

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Hopeful

Someone, usually a guy, who puts their crush's name on urban dictionary and define them as "Wonderful" or "The most amazing person in the world", etc. The expectation is that the crush will see it and somehow know that urban dictionary hopeful's name wrote it for them.
Browsing Urban Dictionary at random, all I saw were posts by urban dictionary hopefuls.

The definition of Sarah is supposedly "the sexiest, most beautiful girl i know. She is the most amazing person in the world."

What, does he expect Sarah will happen to see that? ridiculousness.
by Nice guy Robbert November 2, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Backlog

When you have not used Urban Dictionary for a while and next time you use it you spend ages just looking through "word of the day" definitions.
Person 1: What took you so long?
Person 2: Had a fair bit of Urban Dictionary Backlog to go through. Know what I mean?
Person 1: Yeah, it's a shame.
by CJ Moose April 19, 2013
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urban dictionary definition fail

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

A site dedicated to offensive and sexually oriented definitions that are commonly false. It allows anyone to post a definition of a word asking to write for a large audience and to provide background information while excepting childish and unnecessary definitions. Not to be used for serious reference or research. Can be used for fun and jokes.
Person 1: " Hey, do you know what this word means?"
Person 2: " No, I'm not really sure. You definitely don't want to look it up on Urban Dictionary though."
Person 1: " Why not? Is it bad?"
Person 2: " No not really, you just never know what you getting."
by GhostyGoober November 16, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Editors

A bunch of assholes who don't accept definitions unless they're crude, crudely funny, or really fucking boring.
Urban Dictionary Editors are a bunch of idiot 13 year old boys. Y'all bore me.
by OSgirl15 January 1, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

... fucking seriously. Looking up Urban Dictionary, on Urban Dictionary! I- I don't even "WANT" to give you a definition of it.
Urban Stuff + dictionary = Urban Dictionary.
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