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CROTCH SHOT

A picture taken from the POINT OF VIEW (POV) of someones crotch!!!

EFFECTS usually include a very in the moment look upon the victims face as it is exposed to a flashing CROTCH from below!!!
"HEY YOU...I CROTCH SHOT YOU!!!"

"CROTCH SHOT me once, shame on YOU...

CROTCH SHOT me twice, shame on ME...

CROTCH SHOT me thrice, shame on BOTH OF US"
by baldy757 July 31, 2011
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ice crotch

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.
by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007
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Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day
So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."
by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010
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in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.
by Will April 21, 2005
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chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.
Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!
by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007
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Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.
1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."
by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008
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crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.
"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."
by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009
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