Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob

HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS

by NotAwkward July 25, 2019

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Crab daddy

The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.

Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'

by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025