When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
by Zendaia February 1, 2024

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

by Sanora Marshall February 20, 2021

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

by Crabtart November 18, 2019

ut I'm a soldier to the very end
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
by Skullsplitter March 29, 2015

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."
by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016
