Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this

For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up

by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

thoughts comments

To ask the audience if anyone has any inputs.
Can be used through active voice too.

Does anyone have any thoughts? comments? on what was presented?

I have some thoughts comments on what was shared.

by syconics August 8, 2025

YouTube comment section

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.

Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Jimmy's comment

when someone says retarded comments in class

"well, why are you here?"said jimmy."you know what jimmy....UGHHH!",said teacher."there is a new word in the dictionary.Its Jimmy's comment." everyone laughed.

by sydneeeyyy November 27, 2007

drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.

"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"

by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008