friends coffee 

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.

dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.

friends coffee by Boten March 12, 2011

Church Coffee 

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!

guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.

Church Coffee by palindrome216 July 6, 2011

sterling coffee situation 

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

sterling coffee situation by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011

Frankenstein coffee 

When you have a normal cup of coffee with creamer and you add more coffee to it and have to match your previous creamer with the proper amount of additional creamer, so you have to experiment to make it just right and the experiment can go horribly wrong and ruin the entire cup. Like Frankenstein.

"Dude I hate having to make Frankenstein coffee."

Frankenstein coffee by RKBizzle February 17, 2014

reverse coffee

Sleepy tea

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep

reverse coffee by Yejau June 4, 2016

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

alabama coffee bean by Large_Father January 23, 2018

butter coffee 

That after taste that you get after throwing up your breakfast in the morning

God, I wish I didn't eat breakfast. I was too hung over to eat and ended up tasting butter coffee

butter coffee by Not ChristianW May 16, 2018