mackey button

The asshole/anus

My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by BadBoneDaddy September 18, 2013

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014

Trap Button

When the belly button rule fails because she is an "outie."

Patrick: Cheryl had me go down on her, but I puked when I caught a whiff of her trap button.

Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?

Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.

by Raphastus March 10, 2014

velvet button

Clitoris.

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."

by Fly B April 17, 2014

Camel Butting

Camel butting is a painful experience when someone is wearing granny panty underwear and it goes so far up their butt it becomes a thong. Often makes the camel butter cry and cranky. If one does have a camel butt, remove quickly, and tell no one!

The girl is camel butting so hard right now, she cant even walk.
- "Ow! No wonder she is so mad all the time!"

by The Dub October 26, 2014

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015