anti-boner explodaphopia

When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.

Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.

by JustARadfordKid May 22, 2009

Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

Jean Boner

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

Spaghetti Bender

Spaghetti Bender is a slang name for an Italian person -
Similar to Wap , Dago, Guinae

Gina is Dating another Italian guy ?
Yeah she really likes those spaghetti benders

by Mmaley May 8, 2018

boner

The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.

Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!

Joe: Did it show?

Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!

Joey: Shit, dude.

by Grand Lizard Theodore September 25, 2006

Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

by RJH2 May 24, 2016

Boner Whistle

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.

Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance.
Josh: I'M BLIND!

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008