Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.
by somedude8000 October 11, 2010
Get the cock of the block mug.An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.
Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!
Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!
Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!
by ghj December 29, 2007
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Crappy expressing/song coined by Jennifer Lopez which is a thinly veiled attempt to show poor teenagers in ghettos that she is (still) one of them so they will buy her music.
by sylvy September 24, 2006
Get the jenny on the block mug.Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.
I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.
by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015
Get the Rioters Block mug.A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
Get the Cell Block Shock mug.When a teacher is trying to teach, a distraction such as a phone ringing or another teacher entering the classroom, disrupts the learning about to take place
Ms.Mari: "Ok class, today we learn about Wind Resis..."
*phone rings*
Ms.Mari: *sigh* "One second class..."
Todd: "Dude, total Chalk Block"
*phone rings*
Ms.Mari: *sigh* "One second class..."
Todd: "Dude, total Chalk Block"
by EpicSmith93 September 16, 2010
Get the Chalk Block mug.When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.
Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.
by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009
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