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Girlfriend

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.
Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever.
Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.
by United_States_of_Memes November 23, 2018
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Girlfriend

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.
by Sumyunggui July 21, 2018
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Girlfriend

My girlfriend, is my best friend and my fuck buddy... it’s perfect
by Walmartb**** May 3, 2018
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girlfriend bubble

When you get a girlfriend and forget all your other friends. Your girlfriend then becomes the only friend you have.
Dude 1: Where has Tom been? He doesn't come to our bro fests anymore.

Dude 2: Don't be expecting him anytime soon. He got trapped in a girlfriend bubble just last week.
by Amanda banana March 10, 2013
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girlfriend

Something I really want but can't get
"Everyone has a girlfriend / boyfriend for the holiday, but I'm single for life!"
by LittleHedgehogOwO January 31, 2019
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Girlfriend

Hobby, when you have watched to much youtube. Jennie 2018 1 (Messanger).
Least gay thing to do is get a girlfriend. Then you can sit wondering what her texts mean, what's wrong with her or what you've done wrong this time!
by michael d higgins October 8, 2018
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berlfriend

Blend of Berlin and girlfriend, describing a „friend“ or acquaintance in a large and individualistic city like Berlin. It’s used in a negative way to distinguish real friends from party, superficial and flaky ones, common in the mentioned cities.
Are you still hanging out with Chris?
Not too much, after I found out that he’s a total berlfriend: we were supposed to meet on several occasion and stood me up every single time.
by MauriceEtoile March 26, 2022
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