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Birthday Cake

by tavg123 December 11, 2023
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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birthday momma

1. On ones birthday they’re considered the “birthday momma”
2. A real Josh
Happy birthday Josh! Congrats on being the birthday momma!”
by epicman126 December 3, 2019
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Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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Birthday Hole

When a female allows a man to put it in her arse but only upon his birthday.
She's waddling today, he must have used the birthday hole.
by SparTow March 9, 2022
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