nala bear

A soft cuddly dog whose too fat for her body and has a little head. Her eyes make your heart melt but her screaming at guests are unwelcome. She is a true food whore and would eat peanuts out of your shit if you let her so always keep an eye on this little gem. The best thing cuddle with at night as she loves to spoon. I love my Nala Bear.

Oh dear Nala Bear

by Pup Princess January 20, 2018

Straight Bear

A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.

Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.

by Tiltakilt420 March 31, 2020

Rizzly bear

A master rizzler so great they iare no longer told just 'W rizz' Their wild way of attracting men and women is so wild that they get nicknamed a bear

"Bro has mad game."
"Bro is pulling everyone and everything."
"Bro has W rizz."
"Nah, at this point bro's a rizzly bear."

by I<3Nuts January 7, 2023

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

Pookie wookie bookie bear

When a girl is referring to you in a cute or romantical way (they def want sex)

girl -Good mornin pookie wookie bookie bear how are u >_<-

boy -Good morning pookie-

the end

by Ericbutcooler August 26, 2023

Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011

Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

by seabearlover August 1, 2009