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ugly bearded fuck head

any man whose name be Beau
and teaches english
by and history January 29, 2003
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Morristown-Beard

Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.

Go Crimson!
Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool

Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard
by trembley June 11, 2006
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Bearded dragon

Max sprang forth from the brearded dragon.
by lg June 9, 2004
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wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
by Stouffer November 7, 2002
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bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.
Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!
by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010
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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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bearderesting

What a bearderesting person!
by vyskol October 10, 2013
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