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slip boom bang

When you slip a picture of your junk in with others pretending not to know it's there, and proceed to show all of them to an unsuspecting person you are hitting on while acting like you did not have a clue it was there, and in result they bang you hard.
Dave: So I went to Christie's house yesterday and you wont believe what happened.
Richard: What? Tell me, tell me!
Dave: Dude, I gave her the old slip boom bang, and it worked!

Richard: What the hell is that?

Dave:Well i took a picture of my cock all fluffed up, then i mixed it in with some scenery pictures, and boom when it popped up, I acted unaware that I even knew it was in my camera.

Then I just acted all shy, and ashamed.

Not only did she hop on for a pony ride, but she also licked my wad off her landing strip. I have never seen anything like it. Nor have I had sex like that, it was explosive!
Richard: <WOW> Sounds like she liked what she saw. That Christy sounds like a keeper!
by daganjaguy January 12, 2011
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bang stick

army slang for a rifle

Can also be hyphenated (bang-stick)
by Miss Mish November 3, 2007
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t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.
I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've
by Jon November 4, 2003
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Big Bang

The sexual act of oral sex when the male, or female, is eating a female out and suddenly pours a reasonable amount of Pop Rocks into the vagina, thus after licking the candy, the after effect is the sensational pleasure of nonstop crackling.
YO I gave my girl the Big Bang last night and she loved it.

Oh my god girl you wouldn't believe how good that Big Bang felt!

I don't know a lot about the history of how the world was created but he created a whole new world for me with his own Big Bang theory!
by Freckles McGee September 26, 2011
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BANG! BRO

what you would say when your friend is masturbating to bangbros.com and you kick the door down to catch him red handed.
A while back I caught Donny whacking off to bangbros.com and when I kicked down the door I yelled "BANG! BRO" while spraying him with a super soaker. He got up and chased me but fell on his face and broke his penis because his pants was down his ankles.
by yourbelovedbrotha December 25, 2009
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cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}
A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting
by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009
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bangulater

A term someone uses when they want to express their sexual desire for the other person. Often used when bidding farewell.
"I'll call you tonight and we'll have wild phone sex, baby."
"Okay, bye hottie, bangulater."
by A PERSON123456 June 22, 2006
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