When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
Get the Ball Teamug. by Neil young January 9, 2014
Get the daddy ballmug. A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010
Get the chotch ballmug. When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).
Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
by Kieran Clover August 13, 2020
Get the Ball Kissmug. Mug Ball 'Mug the person with the Ball' is a school yard game that is also known by the names: 'Muckle (sometimes called 'muckle the man with the ball', 'kill-the-guy-with-the-ball', 'kill the carrier', or 'smear the queer' among other names).
There are no goals, simply a designated playing area (usually a football field). The player carrying the ball (usually a tennis ball) attempts to keep possesion until they are caught by any means (kicking, punching, tripping).
Whoever retrieves the ball first then becomes the next target.
Sometimes the player with the ball throws the ball up in the air, where it is caught by another player who becomes it. This is seen as poor sportmanship and the thrower would usually get tackled anyway for being weak. The game is to exhibit the most strength and bravado whilst carrying the ball.
If players are disliked, the ball is often planted on them by force, allowing others to beat the ball out of them.
There are no goals, simply a designated playing area (usually a football field). The player carrying the ball (usually a tennis ball) attempts to keep possesion until they are caught by any means (kicking, punching, tripping).
Whoever retrieves the ball first then becomes the next target.
Sometimes the player with the ball throws the ball up in the air, where it is caught by another player who becomes it. This is seen as poor sportmanship and the thrower would usually get tackled anyway for being weak. The game is to exhibit the most strength and bravado whilst carrying the ball.
If players are disliked, the ball is often planted on them by force, allowing others to beat the ball out of them.
DARREN: I only broke my nose today playing Mug Ball.
SMITHY: Yeah, but you held onto the ball for like 2 minutes!
SMITHY: Yeah, but you held onto the ball for like 2 minutes!
by Big Easy esq. August 4, 2011
Get the Mug Ballmug. by Over_Imagined April 23, 2021
Get the Gigga Ballsmug. A ball getter is someone who dog water at four square and always has to get the ball when it gets out of the square they are also a ball 😉 getter
by Stop being a ball getter 69420 March 15, 2021
Get the ball gettermug.