Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
Get the Captain Assmug. by StrongB December 1, 2021
Get the Physician Assingmug. Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
by MJH3 January 11, 2010
Get the Ass Spattermug. by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009
Get the Ass Sprinklermug. This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.
by J-Paul August 1, 2008
Get the Buttery Assedmug. This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
by 13th May 24, 2013
Get the Garden assmug. Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
Get the Ass worshipmug.