Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

Ware Asshole

Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.

Male from Ware,likes acting like an asshole all day,and getting abuse,hence the term Ware Asshole.

by guntchaser November 28, 2010

ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

Opp asshole.

Someone you strongly dislike.

Crystal is an opp asshole.

by Aimmeanne rose February 28, 2020

asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014

Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse

He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.

by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017