by Geordie January 18, 2016

an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.
bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
james: "i love it"
bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"
james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"
bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"
james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"
by skittishcatty December 9, 2022

by Mx.Lilith August 4, 2021

a sarasota gang whos main hobbys include sucking each others dicks and thinking their cool when they hit girls
by NetworkingGodx November 22, 2017

by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
by Glendonson June 10, 2025

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.
by Peggisms March 24, 2019
