Snazzy apples

apples with snazziness
similar to unicorn poop but snazzier
you should eat some snazzy apples

I bought some SNAZZY APPLES today!! They taste SO GOOD!! I'm feeling so much snazzier now that I've eaten a snazzy apple!

by snazzyapples June 10, 2018

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Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless

The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone

by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020

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apple-backer

One who has been apple-backed

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

by Golden Delicious The Second January 9, 2009

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apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

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Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.

People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.

by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013

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