Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 07, 2011

Half a Fag

Guys that have one earring.

"Nice earring, what does tha mean, I'm only half a fag?"

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

14 and a half

A phrase used to interrupt your friends without making them stop what they're saying. A code word for reminder is necessary.

Sara: <telling a long story about whatever>
Ashley: 14 and a half lawn gnome!
Sara: <continues to tell story>

.... a while later

(Either Sara or Ashley): So... 14 and a half lawn gnome.
<then Ashley gets to tell her story.>

by Sadisticgirl February 12, 2008

Half Moon

To get cut by a razor that leaves a half circle type wound

Don't act up and end up with a half moon, hemmed up in the bathroom

by Inkedforlife April 22, 2003

half jack

"Half Jack" refers to a person who is gender confused, and possibly considering sex change surgery. A person who either feels that they are of the wrong gender, or that they are half male and half female.

Mary was really into Tom at the party last night, but she wasnt aware that he's "Half Jack" and had no interest in her.

by Scott the Heirophant February 09, 2008

ASS AND A HALF

ASS AND A HALF MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT ONLY AN ASS BUT AN ASS AND A HALF

ass and a half means that you are not only an ass but an ass and a half

geez gloria ur an ass and a half

by AL3XXX April 02, 2007

half a virgin

Someone who takes it up the front but not the back or the back and not the front

Lexa is half a virgin because she takes like 4 dicks up the booty but not the front

by b00p November 25, 2007