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Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments
Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard
by Snideytown February 2, 2021
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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lexi_wizard10

best person ever ilysm <33 you kept me going in my hardest times i wanna hug you so badly but you live so far away :((
again, i looovvvveee youuu!!
hey have you heard of lexi_wizard10?
YES! they are the best person ever.
by nyaxxuo July 7, 2021
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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021
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Wacky Wizards

A game on ROBLOX, mixing potions in the cauldron making different kinds of potions to "High Heels Potion"
(a potion that can make you 10/5 inches taller including the transformation of your shoes to "high heels" thus the name).
And another potion like "Noodle Arms Potion" (a potion that can make your arms act like a noodle, and also a "y" can be added at the end of the first word) and there are different kind of events that can happen (actually only one, but more coming) including the event called "Mr. Rich" (a event that can happen at any time, to defeat the enemy you need to make a "Hot Potion" it can be made with the ingredient "Chili" and you need to load it in the cannon to hit Mr. Rich) heads up there are 194 potion including the "premuim potions"

Ammount of Regular Potions - 126 potions
Ammount of Premuim Potions - 68 potions

That's it, thanks!
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Wizards are wacky.

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Dom Windass

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021
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Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
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