Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004

Wang

a meaty cylinder-like structure..with a white substance waiting to squirt out, usually enlarges when wanting to bone or good booty is in view

My Wang.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

wang

To put in something or place on something

Thanks for those flowers, can you just wang them in the vase for me?

by Lusty November 29, 2004

wang a dang

basically its a penis

dude i was in the bathroom and this weird green stuff started coming out of my wang a dang when i tried to pee.

by Dan Luisi March 6, 2007

wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.

Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!

by macgowan August 29, 2010

Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

big wang

An Asian man's really big pale penis.

Last night I about to have sex with Li Rong, but when he pulled out his dick it was a really small wang.
#asian #sex #penis #small #wong #wang
by Yasiel Puig March 14, 2014

Last night I was about to have sex with Li Rong, when he pulled out his dick it was so big that I told him to go slow with his big wang.

by The Urban Dictionary Staff July 7, 2019