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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.
*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"
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Walking Mask

A person who wheres all black or white besides there mask that most of the time has feathers, stones, dreid bugs, paint, and others things of all colors the decorate the mask. Walking Masks never speak unless asked a question, they will answer in quotes and different languages till they walk away, hints " Walking Mask".
A Walking Mask looks at you with quotes and slowly walks away with its mask floating almost.
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Someone who is gross, hairy, crusty or just downright ugly
"Hey man did you see Mark last night?"
"Yeah man he looked like a walking ball sack"
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walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen
That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.
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A mitchel larsen that is mad. Sad really.
Mitchel is such a walking haha. Sad really.
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walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.
I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.
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