A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.
Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 08, 2021
The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.
by AT0MIC INSANITY November 15, 2015
Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)
L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"
by LaurenWC November 06, 2010
Connor: He is a total rope virgin!
Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.
Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.
by 420 Berry It January 21, 2018
Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 04, 2021
by Philly in AZ June 09, 2018
Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*
Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”
Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”
Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”
by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020