Unicorn Droppings

Fictional and useless…pointless

“He made so many promises.He’s about as likely as sticking to them as spotting Unicorn Droppings”

by Flippers September 13, 2022

Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.

He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.

by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018

Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024

Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken

Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn

by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out

Me and my girl love to Unicorn

by Bopstroya January 13, 2025

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021