Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022

twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022

Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.

Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Twitter circle

Where you can be horny in peace

Everyone’s horny in the twitter circle

by London berry September 13, 2022

Twitter Combo

a term used mostly in the fighting game community, used to define a difficult combo being executed mid-match. this difficult combo usually being from a clip on twitter posted by another player.

"damn i was winning, the he just hit me with a damn twitter combo then i died"

by bruhjustgivemeaname September 29, 2022

Twitter users

People usually of VERY politically correct ideals, who are mostly hostile towards Caucasian people, men, and heterosexuals. Besides these people there is the smaller group of memers, and the even smaller group of artists who most of the time, draw R34.

Person 1: “Dude have you seen anyone dumber than person 3?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Twitter users.”

by TimepieceEnjoyer4345 October 3, 2022