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Twinkle Twins 

Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".
"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.
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twiney cunt 

One who goes overboard when whining about life, even though their life is served on a silver platter. Usually a rich white boy/girl.
Did you hear Liz complain about the color of her new Mercedes? What a Twiney Cunt.
twiney cunt by flyinkiwi99 September 8, 2019
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twinkie sinker 

A typical American’s large pie hole usually filled with packaged pastries when not gabbing
Gregg: “Thank goodness Hillary shut up.”
Justin: “I know, that Twinkie sinker never stops moving.”
twinkie sinker by rocket6 December 8, 2019

twinks groupchat 

“ the twinks groupchat makes me feel safe
twinks groupchat by okwhore November 21, 2020

Twinki Maeda 

The nickname princehoney_c0mb gives yuki
Not pog person:oh I like yuki from sdra2 and dra
Pog person:oh Twinki Maeda

Twink has got to tink

When an effeminate man goes to the bathroom to take a piss.
“This twink has got to tink.”

Ricky Funkhouser

twindragon346

A cult leader and YouTuber who is also known for being a Minecraft content creator
Hello my name is Twindragon346

John have you heard of the YouTuber Twindragon346?
twindragon346 by Frenzy farmer August 11, 2021