A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.
by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016
Example
British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
by xHybridDragonx March 07, 2023
Term of endearment for children...
by tallen7987 December 04, 2012
The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
by blackichan May 28, 2013
A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.
That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.
by liveonce March 24, 2017
A twat cap are caps which were originally worn by rappers and gangsters but have now been worn by hipsters, the caps are usually have an american basketball team logo or a baseball team logo, they usually make the wearer look like a twat
by the big nonse December 20, 2011