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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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tool

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return
The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!
by T.V. John November 18, 2012
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Schultze Tool

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
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pie tool

equates to dildo
by arfan September 28, 2008
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Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)
sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
by fjjt August 11, 2025
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Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools
james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday
by chennychen June 4, 2013
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Tool

- looking like bobby builder bitch with a big tool
by bootyeatah May 21, 2018
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