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Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.
These hands, they're the devil's tools!
by emjayare August 5, 2021
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Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces
Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*
by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
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Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
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Tool

a person, typically male, who happens to be a jerk, dick, asshole, meany-face.
A: That guy borrowed my movie, and he won't give it back
B: Dude, what a tool.
by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
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Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.
tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.
by nicolette312 February 21, 2009
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.
What a tool!
by Legit AF November 8, 2022
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