Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

Raw toast

Toast ready to cook and it is FIAAAAAARRRRR👌🔥🔥🔥

Side note- only sold in the Birmingham area tho so like bad do for every other motherfucker

I’m hungry I fancy some raw toast

by Hsidjsicjsjs July 30, 2019

Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.

"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"

by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004

TOAST CULT

A cult in which toast is worshipped and idolized, and eaten everyday by the members life

Join the Toast Cult for a good time

by AceTheSquire January 7, 2023

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016

Toast

n. Toast; A Toast is a person who is exceptionally skilled at planning events such as parties, concerts, etc.

v. Toasting; the act of planning events exeptionally well

Dude, your party was awesome! You're such a Toast!

Our manager's been Toasting lately, he got us a show with Bowling For Soup!

by Atmosck February 9, 2010