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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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TOAST CULT

A cult in which toast is worshipped and idolized, and eaten everyday by the members life
Join the Toast Cult for a good time
by AceTheSquire January 7, 2023
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Barf on Toast

A description of something that is GAWD_AWFUL & Vomit Inducing.
"Did you see that real ugly PINK Polka Dot dress hanging on the rack at Holts?? Who'd buy it? It's utterly Barf on Toast!"
by WitchyPOO April 7, 2004
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Toasted Marshmallow

Drug related:
Rock of ready on top of chore with rez sprinkled on top! ❄️
A toasted marshmallow makes your head light and fluffy and your hair sizzle!!
by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023
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