Skip to main content

Tim

Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
by TheCapybara November 22, 2021
mugGet the Timmug.

Tim W

A fucking awesome guy who fucks every girl that comes in his way, but he also likes to suck Thomas‘ dick!

He is also gay, but only with Thomas at the German House.
He also likes to be fucked by horses
Girl: Look over there, somebody is getting fucked by a horse.
Girl: Must be a Tim W
by TheTruth_261995 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Tim Wmug.

Tim

big glizzy thats all you Need to kno
surrender your beans to me Little Man.
Tim.
by mcmuffintime November 21, 2021
mugGet the Timmug.

Tim

he is tim.
wow, that tim is tim.
by mrrobux June 23, 2021
mugGet the Timmug.

Tim McInnis

The crooked man. Known in Native American culture as “he who walks with difficulty.”
Tim McInnis refused to wear the brace
by Serial Palmtree May 28, 2022
mugGet the Tim McInnismug.

Tim Walz

A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
mugGet the Tim Walzmug.

Tim fleming

If you call someone this you are calling them a Mongolia wild ass
by Autumnisveryreal October 13, 2021
mugGet the Tim flemingmug.

Share this definition