Thine Love Rod

my boyfriends penis

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment

by Hamletlover April 12, 2010

Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011

Thing

A term used by someone who wants it to look like he is getting at a girl however it is just one sided.

Yo I hung out with sophia and we are a "thing" now

by AlahIsBeforeEveryone February 26, 2018

Thinaesh

A FUCKING SEXY ASS MOTHER FUCKERRR

look its young sexy mother fucker aka Thinaesh

by urdad42069 May 8, 2019

thing

it's like a thing

thing 1: you got the thing?
thing 2: yea...

by I_ate_the_children April 18, 2019

Thin Mint Perry

The most terrifying being in this universe, he could kill you in 3,000 different ways right now, including screwing you to death. It is said he could eat Saturn in one bite. Known for being very skinny, respect the Thin Mint, or die.

Some Guy: Thin Mint Perry is kinda garba-
And he was never heard from again.

by Some Chad October 11, 2019