River is the best boy you will ever meet, he’s kind hearted and always is there if you need it. He will make you laugh all the time. Your lucky if you have River in your life, he is funny,caring,smart,and will always compliment you.
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
If you don’t feel confident he’ll tell you how beautiful/handsome you are. He helps you through ruff times and is always by your side, call him at night time. He loves that. :)
Person 1: “hey is that river?”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
Person 2: “yeah, i really wish he was mine :/“
Me: “well to bad he's mine, hehe”
by Faithyy101 February 21, 2021
Get the RIVERmug. Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Get the Gibb River Pretzelmug. As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.
by Ohio River East October 29, 2021
Get the Ohio River Eastmug. A fictional small rural town serving as the primary setting in the game "River Valley View." Known for its mysterious atmosphere, the town is the backdrop for a gripping narrative involving the search for a missing classmate, intertwining elements of tragedy, investigation, and supernatural themes.
In the hauntingly picturesque River Valley View, the search for a dying female student from Class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 reveals not just the town’s dark secrets but also the struggles of its residents to cope with loss and mystery.
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
Get the River Valley Viewmug. Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
by Kamishiro R November 15, 2019
Get the River Kamishiromug. having sex with a woman on the rag
by ruck'es September 2, 2010
Get the floatin red rivermug.