Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

Knee-slapper

Something so hilarious it makes u slap your knees. Funny moments that cause uncontrollable laughter.

My niece and I seen a man with a car dealership flag on his bicycle chased by a bunch of Chihuahuas, it was such a knee-slapper!! Hahahaha

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Knee cheeks

When someone of a larger mass has fatty areas around there knees and the inside look like cheeks

Jim: Hey, look at that girls legs
Matt: Damnnnn... they're some good knee cheeks

by Ding dong lama lama December 5, 2021

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Knee Shooters

Tits that droop to an extent they appear closer to the woman's knees than mid chest. Typically observed on women with large breasts lacking firmness. Breasts that hang and sway like a pendulum. Often seen on older women, obese women, and women that do not wear a bra.

Damn! All the women in that picture in National Geographic had knee shooters!

by Popeye's Weenus April 4, 2023

Knees

Yourrages knees

Bro you got some bad knees

by Donniexj August 2, 2021

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022