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keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.
"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
by maxkelp February 28, 2025
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Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed
Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior
by Hentacle January 9, 2020
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Cidex-Warrior

A person who voluntarily consumes copious amounts of cheap, strong, dry white cider
check out that Cidex-Warrior necking that frosty jacks
by Cidex Warrior October 8, 2010
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Stüssy Warrior

A guy who overwears the brand Stüssy and makes it a personality trait or his entire personality. These warriors are typically found in the GTA, either from Toronto or who wants to be from Toronto.
“yo im tryna cop the new stussy slides”
this mans a Stüssy warrior fr💀”
by rickussy March 15, 2023
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Warrior Z

Warrior Z - An Iraqi shitskin living in Norway, best known for making the soybooru even more of a shithole.
Warrior Z will always be a slut for big anonymous cock
by proreitard June 30, 2025
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convo warrior

Someone who tries to start a conversation with everyone all the time and is bare jarring
"You know Emma?"
"Yeah ?"
"She won't shut up. Such a convo warrior"
by Wezumbo January 14, 2022
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Red Warriors

YouTube users that spend their days arguing about random subjects on YouTube. These subjects could easily be mistaken as a type of argument that could determine if a country gets nuked from how the two or more parties are going at it.
Two red warriors could easily turn a comment of 12 replies into over 100 replies detailing a battleground of the gods fighting over whether Rem was the best girl or not.

These Red Warriors can be relentless, stubborn, and highly challenging to one's mental endurance.

They even put Keyboard Warriors to shame. Most of them are not driven by any insecure acts of virtual aggression, confidence, or any form of acting tough.

They do it to debate, to win a virtual argument, to shut down the other party. They can be heavily aggressive in their debates, completely calm and constructive, or both at the same time. Their arguments can last days, weeks, months, and even a year.

An argument with a Red Warrior ends in three ways:

- One side no longers has the mental fortitude to continue and abruptly stops commenting.

- They actually come to a mutual or rough conclusion and say their farewells

- The comment they are battling on gets deleted either by the video getting deleted or the OP no longer wanted to get bullshit in his noti and deleted it.
Dude 1: "Bro wtf is that comment history?"

Dude 2: "Some dude said that Darth Raven was the best Darth and could even beat Luke..."

Dude 1: "My guy, that's almost 500 comments of just you and him going at it wtf"

Dude 2: "But bruh Darth Revan tho"

Dude 2: "Jesus Christ on a cracker ur such a fukin Red Warrior of Red Warriors."
by Sum Ting Wong? October 29, 2020
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