I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018
gojo satoru is a man alone at the top, honored by god himself.
he declares himself as the honored one as he unlocks his true abilities and becomes the “strongest sorcerer alive.”
he declares himself as the honored one as he unlocks his true abilities and becomes the “strongest sorcerer alive.”
by iputmilkbe4cereal October 08, 2023
5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree
by onedirectionisalifestyle November 07, 2021
one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean
by i heart milfs April 22, 2020
A person who hates to be out done. So out of jealousy or hate, whether made up or true has a one upping comment or action to try to make them selves look better.
Example: 1 one upper
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
by Tre81 November 05, 2017
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