When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
by jvcanote June 6, 2018
Get the Ass Fairymug. A cute ass bitch who cooks the best breakfast you will ever have and you can't believe what a lesbian power couple you are with them
by minge-like substance January 26, 2022
Get the Fairy bugmug. Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the Pilgrimm's Fairy Talesmug. sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.
by hibblygibbly February 12, 2018
Get the mern fairymug. tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy
by guido123 August 25, 2009
Get the cranny-fairymug. by boswald xvii January 18, 2019
Get the Snot Fairymug. by Augonurban February 15, 2023
Get the fruit fairymug.