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Fanum Tax

To steal from someone, their food, or their belongings. Fanum created the meme known as the "Fanum Tax"
Johnny: I just fanum taxed you!
Joe: Why'd you take my food bro!?
by skibidisbkidihawktuahawk December 6, 2024
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tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
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Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
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fanum tax

Fanum tax has multiple meanings
1. Stealing food (crime)

2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)

3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)

4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)

5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)

6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.

M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.

M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
by Donor boi October 12, 2021
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Ethnic Tax

An ethnic tax is the additional degree of attractiveness a non-white individual in a predominantly white society may feel they must possess to be perceived as equally attractive as their white peers.
Despite being conventionally attractive, the actress felt she had to overcome an ethnic tax in Hollywood to be considered for leading roles.
by Nenticul May 21, 2024
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JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro
Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend
by himmytron April 1, 2024
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