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Talking Out Your Pussy

The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.

When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.

Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.

Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.

Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.

Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.

‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.

Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.

To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 21, 2010
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Loud Talking

The voice you use when you are not angry but trying to get a point across or when you are trying to be heard.
Him: you sound so angry calm down.

Her: im not angry im simply Loud Talking!
by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 15, 2010
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Pillow Talking

When a female or male finesse's someone out of there clothes by talking shit about their friends or family.
Ex 1:

Nigga 1: Aye you heard what Shaun said about you to ole shorty?
Nigga 2: Yeah i don't rock with bruh no more. he just a pillow talking ass fuckboy
by blasian shawty January 29, 2015
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taking the mickey

A less rude way of saying "taking the piss". A joke, not really offensive.
by Sabz November 5, 2003
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fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.
"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"
by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009
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taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.
in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.
by bri_bitch December 9, 2008
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talkin bout it

Bay Area slang for asking if a person is interested in smoking marijuana.
"Aye dude I got no work tomorrow."
"Shiiit. Talkin bout it?!"
"I got 5 on it."
by JimJongIl June 26, 2009
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