Talking to yourself

Something everyone does but no one will admit to.

Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.

by sage of the plains June 29, 2011

talking-shit

saying bad things about something or somebody.

why are they talking-shit about me?

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.

My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.

by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009

Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)

A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls

by moose face...cakes May 19, 2006

Talking out of his ass

1. Words produced from a man that does not know what he is talking about. Often in an attempt to offer assistance with some type of problem or dilemma. The dialog usually is nonsensical and is of no help. It is often just made up bullshit with no basis in fact.

2. Dialog used by TV cable news pundits and talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et. all.

Bill said I need a new head gasket, but I think he was just talking out of his ass. He doesn't know shit about cars!

Man, how can you listen to that fat bastard Rush Limbaugh talking out of his ass day after freaking day!

Hey, was that Glenn Beck I just heard talking out of his ass again? Turn that fucking douchebag off!

by keep it real dickheads!! August 26, 2009

Takin' A Stu

Completely wasting valuable time by taking a nap after getting 10 hours of sleep because you're too much of a little girl to, God forbid, go to bed past 12.

Chris: What's he doing?
Michael: Oh just takin' a stu.
Chris: Typical, what a piece of shit.

by zaxeZra October 16, 2009

talking exclusively

Getting to know someone you really like , solely without any outside distractions such as entertaining anyone else on that level.

I like you a lot but I don't want to rush into anything to soon. How do you feel about talking exclusively?

by Oscofficial August 15, 2017