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Twat lint

Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area
Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?
by Tater27 January 18, 2018
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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
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twack twat

The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.
by Riot Craig May 3, 2018
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Twat face

A proppa div , someone who is an idiot
Your a right twat face , this means you are a 4 letter word starting with c and ending in t .
by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017
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Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.
Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.
by Destis5445 December 29, 2020
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Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand
Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!
by DutDut79 May 1, 2019
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what a twat

oh shit look its john, what a twat
by realsigma33 May 18, 2022
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