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tom-bate

Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things.
i. Boost their own ego.
ii. Get revenge on they're partner.
iii. Make themselves feel wanted.

This can also include passionately kissing they're ex boyfriend or girlfriends, close friends, this will usuallys be under the influence of alcohol.

pronounced - TOM-BAIT
2Dude, that guy is a total tom-bate!"

"Stay away from him I've heard he fucks up friendships, what a tom-bate."
by im-not-a-tombater June 30, 2009
mugGet the tom-batemug.

Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom
Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck
by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
mugGet the Tom Fuckmug.

Hashbrown Tom

Someone named Tom who likes hash browns.
by Jack Awoll October 7, 2020
mugGet the Hashbrown Tommug.

Tom Jones

First man to bring prostitution to the US
Also a huge party held once a year.
Dude did you go to Tom Jones?
by Tennyson May 3, 2005
mugGet the Tom Jonesmug.

tom nook

A figure of the animal crossing wild world game ( the guy that sells stuff)
let's go to tom nook to sell my fruit
by laurens vanhoutte August 13, 2006
mugGet the tom nookmug.

Tom Jones

a very good artist who is loved by all gangstas g's such as 50 cent and snoop dog are all to be qouted as saying 'any1 hu does not lyk the rhymes of tom jones is no gangsta because he is ill.
has come up with ryhms such as its not unusual, sex bomb, and the ultimate gangsta tune of you can leave your hat on
gangsta elder: listen to the bars of master Tom Jones and you will become a true gansta my son
younger gangsta:ok blud hold tyt down south ill listen to this g in between my drive-by and my nightly routine of muggin people and shouting TZ TZ blud yh u get me
gangsta elder:yes u learn quick my son

TZ= terror zone a gay bar in mitcham also a gang full of gays
by deane October 30, 2007
mugGet the Tom Jonesmug.

Major Tom

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"
by AzeldaTheWise June 30, 2019
mugGet the Major Tommug.

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