Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Cooking

the process of creating something that a lot people will fuck with

This beat is gonna be fire, I’m cooking rn.

by iron knee September 25, 2022

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

cooked

someone did a good job at something.

Wow, she cooked tonight.

by tiktokslang November 5, 2023

Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".

I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.

by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025

cj cook

is the most sexy man on this world i wanna get in his pants, and i love his real name is amazing

cj cook is the reason i get wet at night, richard lee cook jr is hot

by 69hotie69girl January 15, 2016

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021