A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
Get the Movie Bastardmug. Girl movies could be defined as a film created to induce nostalgia or emotional connection to the plot based on the female experience
Example: No, I don’t want to watch Princess Bride with Karen and her friends, that is a girl movie, they’ve all seen it 50 times and know every line
by Zhailen September 18, 2025
Get the Girl Moviemug. I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
Get the I don’t watch moviesmug. It’s when you don’t watch movies in October as a cleanse. A common tradition with younger folks. Since you spend nine months watching movies you take a break on October to prevent burnout. It’s in October instead of December because you don’t want to strip yourself of Christmas movies.
“Wanna watch a movie?”
“I would but I can’t, it’s no movie October.”
“Oh right! I forgot you participated in that.”
“I would but I can’t, it’s no movie October.”
“Oh right! I forgot you participated in that.”
by aliencat69 September 26, 2025
Get the No Movie Octobermug. A short sequence of scenes cranked up into a small film that depict what the movie you'll be watching could have been if it were to be good. Often the trailers for upcoming movies appear a lot better than the movie itself.
John: "Hey did you see that new movie trailer for *insert upcoming movie*?"
Martin: "Yeah I did, looked great. If only the movie was as good as its trailer says it's gonna be.."
Martin: "Yeah I did, looked great. If only the movie was as good as its trailer says it's gonna be.."
by B00scary October 12, 2023
Get the Movie Trailermug. For our news final in US History, Mark uploaded "My Movie 42" and the teacher threw it out, what a fucking dumbass.
by entitytheunwise May 23, 2024
Get the My Moviemug. Like all movie great movie trilogy's they all share the same formula. The first movie is the best, the second is the worst, and the third one is the second best
Michael j fox: Back to the future 1 was great, Back to the future 2 was the worst of the trilogy, and back to the future 3 rocked!
Christopher Lloyd: ya that follows the movie trilogy formula
Christopher Lloyd: ya that follows the movie trilogy formula
by Mcflylikeawhiteguy May 30, 2014
Get the The Movie Trilogy Formulamug.