Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

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biting things

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He got on them biting things

by philly cat December 16, 2003

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Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012

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these things take time

An expression that indicates an attitude of laziness by casually delaying a chore or assignment till some undetermined point in the future.

"My wife said I need to mow the yard. I told here it's a work in progress but these things take time."
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.

by Tennant's Doctor May 24, 2016

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