Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
by John Mark Hose July 18, 2009
Get the Jessy Syndrome mug.A disorder with symptoms similar to those of Asperger's syndrome but presenting only in residents of Blacksburg, VA, particularly among students and others associated with Virginia Tech. Clinical presentation includes:
a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm
Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.
A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.
Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.
There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm
Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.
A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.
Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.
There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
John: "That math test sucked, I just wanted to strangle our teacher."
(pause. stare. silence. pause.)
Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."
John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
(pause. stare. silence. pause.)
Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."
John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
by DrHardBody January 19, 2011
Get the Blacksperger's Syndrome mug.A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:
1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.
1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.
by axe-wound-destroyer December 7, 2006
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OMG DOCTER DOCTER I HAVE LEXIE SYNDROME
Hey look at dat hoochie moma twork it
OMG DOCTER DOCTER I HAVE LEXIE SYNDROME
Hey look at dat hoochie moma twork it
by roch March 15, 2008
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Get the Man Syndrome mug.A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.
"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."
by Tomanton February 11, 2005
Get the Unicorn Syndrome mug.(1) Psychological condition in which hostages grow attached to their captor. This can cause the hostages to not testify against him or her and even to try to prevent themselves from being rescued.
(2) Song by blink-182 about paranoia and the feeling that someone's always watching you or reading your mind.
(2) Song by blink-182 about paranoia and the feeling that someone's always watching you or reading your mind.
(1) "See that hostage over there ripping the negotiator's head off? He probably suffers from Stockholm syndrome."
(2) "This is the first (thing I remember)
Now it's the last (thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark (do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go? (Life's temporary)
After we're gone (like New Year's resolutions)
Why is this hard? (Do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong (but I can't help believing)"
(2) "This is the first (thing I remember)
Now it's the last (thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark (do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go? (Life's temporary)
After we're gone (like New Year's resolutions)
Why is this hard? (Do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong (but I can't help believing)"
by i-fell-off-the-jetway-again July 12, 2005
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