This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
by Life Met October 5, 2006
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by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008
Get the oatmeal cream pie surprise mug.When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)
"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
by Flipzomg August 24, 2008
Get the Mountain Dew Suprise mug.The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.
by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) June 3, 2008
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2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out
As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.
Hilary has a 6in October Surprise
Hilary has a 6in October Surprise
by tombo5 March 23, 2008
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by GS 882 October 18, 2008
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