Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

Stockholm Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor often whilst wearing knitted turtlenecks.

"Stockholm Syndrome is the reason I have such a great relationship with both my men and my dogs"

by SplashMan93 May 7, 2017

Band Room Stockholm Syndrome

Band Room Stockholm Syndrome will cause you to become friends with anyone you sit near in an ensemble, no matter how much you loathe them. This may be applicable to other classes.

Man, I used to hate Stacy. Now that we sit next to each other in band, we're great friends! It's a tragic case of Band Room Stockholm Syndrome.

by Trombonerist May 22, 2011

Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014

Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

Shocktober

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Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.

by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020

Shock Content

Any type of image, video, gif or content made or shared to disturb, disgust and traumatize the viewer. Majority of them being stuff considered bizarre, horrid and painfully wrong in the real world.

-Watch this livestream clip --> (link)
(The Shock Content was the Ronnie McNutt suicide)
-wtf why did his head split up like that
-idk are you a snowflake

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021